I would say I am one of the biggest George Michael fans ever. I think these photos of my bedroom as a teenager speak for themselves. The posters were floor to ceiling and all over the ceiling! Even the skirting boards and light switches had little pictures on! There’s little I don’t know about the man and I wear my George Michael anorak with pride!
However, it has to be said that lately I have felt a little disappointed, hang on no add let down to that! This is the man who started to turn my head away from a world of horses to hormones.
I have wondered many times what George’s sex face is like! Could it be like this?
Lets hope not eh! In my head it’s more like this!
I have to face facts though, I have been let down by George Michael. What is going on in that mans head? 7 times now he’s driven his car off the road. Surly he’s not a skint member? Surly he could replace his Range Rover with a dodgem car or at least fit enormous rubber bumpers to it. Or he could hire a driver or build his own personal racetrack to crash on? I mean what had Snappy Snaps ever done to him? Maybe they took over an hour to develop his photos?! Why does he keep doing it? Is it boredom? Or maybe another publicity stunt maybe this behaviour fuels creativity! His next single could be ‘Careless Driver’ ‘I’m never gonna drive again’ Oh if only he’d turned a Different Corner…he’ll need to have ‘Faith’ that the cops don’t say ‘I Want Your Driving Licence’
I can’t stay disappointed for long. Whatever his reasons and putting his recent carry on to one side he’s still ‘Amazing’!